Rebecca Behrens books
Rebecca Behrens books
Rebecca Behrens books

I switched the settings for comments a while back, mainly so people could link to their URLs in their names. It was a good tweak to make, but it has resulted in an impressive influx of comment spam. Whatever, Blogger generally does a good job of weeding out spam comments automatically, so I’m not going to change back to the “registered users only” setting.

The only annoying part is getting all the notification emails about faux comments, typically from “Anonymous.” Usually Anonymous is trying to get me to visit web sites about tribal tattoos, which is kind of random, or treat acne, which sadly is already a routine part of my post-teenage life. However, reading the comments has taught me a lot about a bot’s strange grasp of grammar and syntax. Behold, some of my favorite spam comments, with their original weird formatting, along with my imagined replies:

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I found it for him… lol. So allow me to reword this.
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Hey, any time a post gets a reader free dinner is a win, as far as I’m concerned.

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The “fellows” and I thank you, and are happy to provide “people knowledge.” As opposed to robot knowledge, I guess.

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I think that you could do with a few pics to drive the message
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A great read. I’ll definitely be back.
Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I’m glad that despite the lack of pics, you will definitely be back. (Ironically this was on a post about the White House, and I did sort of write a “book in it.”)

Fortunate me I found your website accidentally, and I am stunned why this twist of
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I am also stunned why this twist of fate did not take place earlier for fortunate you!

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